The Rhythm Method works. Joey writes the words. Rowan writes the music. They like TV theme tunes and related videos. They like radio stations in GTA San Andreas and the soundtrack to Bugsy Malone. They like Lover’s Rock, Pub Rock and The Rock.

The Rhythm Method wants. Rowan plays piano. Joey cuts hair. They like Barbara Streisand and Rod Stewart. They could take care of each other. What are we gonna watch now? Inside the Actor’s Studio or Graham Norton? The Rhythm Method decides. How would you know they were lonely if they didn’t tell everyone?